A New Year Present from Tony – Welcome Chris Hughton

Happy new year Albion fans. And happy new manager.

Chris Hughton will be unveiled as our new boss this morning. After what felt like half a season of despairing at the club’s previous choice Tony Bloom has chosen my preferred choice of boss on to replace him. Why was he preferred? Simply because of the number of boxes he ticked when compared to the others on the shortlist. Now was not a time for another risk. Tony has been successful enough in poker and business to know when to keep on and when to change strategy,

We needed Championship experience and a man with contacts in the British game. We needed someone who will be up for a fight. Having got a club the size of Newcastle back up (albeit with one of the best squads ever seen in the Championship) Hughton certainly has guts. He is well respected in the game having recently appeared on Goals on Sunday and the Radio 4 Today programme and he will bring a level of interest in the club not seen since the Poyet days, though unlike Poyet he knows what to say and when to say it.

Of the other contenders Tony Pulis had two main stumbling blocks for me (though he was the choice of many long term fans). Firstly his clashes at Palace over budget and recruitment. Yes, David Burke was removed but there is not an open chequebook here yet and that is a good thing. Secondly the combative style he would employ would not suit a squad that still looks a little powder puff. An overhaul of players and style would have represented as much risk as an unknown from Spain.

Tim Sherwood meanwhile attended the Gus Poyet Finishing School  of Opening Ones Mouth To Change Feet. That in itself wouldn’t be a show stopper but his lack of Championship experience and desire to bring in his own back room team would have been. And that gillet? That salute?

No, if anyone is unlucky here it is Nathan Jones who did a brilliant job as caretaker with a two point average and the passion restored to the stands and dressing room. I would have been perfectly happy to see Nathan continue but my reservation would be around recruitment where he lacks experience. With Burke gone any new manager would need to be able to secure “his” players.

We’ll see how Chris gets on over the coming months but I feel like a dark cloud has lifted from the club and it is onwards and upwards from here. Happy New Year Tony and thank you.

Reading at Home 2014/15 – Murray and Jones Lead a Game of Two Halves

Once upon a time there was an athletics stadium. Despite the lack of roof, poor view and terrible atmosphere it regularly hosted professional football (and if it had been doing so yesterday then the RSC would have been dealing with cases of hyperthermia and trench foot). Three of its bigger stars were Glenn Murray, who would bang in the goals before sticking his hand on his head, Nathan Jones who would perform back heels and step overs, and Inigo Calderon who would give 100% every week and be a generally all-round top bloke. Yesterday the three of them combined to serve up some top draw entertainment (if poor quality football) in altogether noisier and more comfortable surroundings.

Let’s start at the beginning though, because all good stories do. Had we gone two down in 25 minutes, drawn and dropped a place under Sami this blog may have self combusted with anger. Yet here I am writing it in relative calm with a coffee and a jaunty air. Why on earth is that? I can’t honestly answer, except for that old cliché of a last minute equalizer being as good as a winner and to say that somehow, yesterday, something was different. Little things. We drove rather than getting the train, The Bridge car park providing ample evidence that BMW drivers are still James Blunts at Christmas. The home dug out had moved back to the North end and there was a man outside it in a suit, giving instructions. In the stands banners and accusation had been replaced with Merry Christmas, handshakes, songs and ticker tape. It was a damn fine day out at the football, much better than cold meats, television “specials” and Granddad’s farts anyway, even with the cold and wet.

I had written a preview for  The Tilehurst End that had very deliberately not mentioned HIM. Partly it was the innest of in jokes (referring to the last line of Ulloa’s song “we won’t mention Murray any more”). Partly it was because HE hasn’t been tearing up any trees this season, having notched only six goals this season before yesterday. Typically HE dominated the first half. In fact within 38 seconds I had to mention HIM because HE scored. We came out looking pumped up but forgot to flick the “start” button. Hal Robson-Kanu waltzed unchallenged down the West Wing before crossing low for Simon Cox and while he couldn’t convert the chance the loose ball fell to Murray who literally walked it in. One nil Reading. FFS.

That was it. When we score early we almost always concede. But as the confidence drained from our players there was only one side who were going to score as Reading poured forward and we made individual mistake after individual mistake at the back, Halford playing an awful pass and mis-controlling a pass within minutes and Dunk barging Cox over in the box. Luckily, referee Graham Salisbury who had a baffling afternoon all round, failed to give it. It didn’t really matter though, Reading were bound to add a second and they did on twenty six minutes. This time we switched off at a set piece and Murray finished off a swift spot of head tennis. Five minutes later we lost Darren Bent to injury. And they said Sami was unlucky.

At this point a better side would have put us away three, four or even five nil. Luckily for us Reading are not a better side. They have had their own problems this season, losing 6-1 at Birmingham and losing Nigel Adkins soon after. Nathan Jones rallied the troops, soaking his best suit in to the bargain and glory be, we started to come back in to it. Murray was still having a cracker up front for them but the mobility of Craig Mackail-Smith worried a porous looking Reading back line much more than Bent had and we got about them down the wings. One such raid on forty minutes resulted in a throw. We never do anything from throws so I took the chance to answer one of The Boy’s many questions. When I looked up the ball was in the net. A replay showed we had utilised the long throw, as if Pulis himself was already here, Dunk had flicked on and JFC had converted at the back post while Reading stood and watched. No doubt the move had thrown them. I’ll get my coat. A couple of minutes later we should have equalized. The half time pie queue was therefore a lot more cheery, though thanks to Sodexo it didn’t actually yield a pie. Never mind.

We dominated the second half. Presumably Nathan had stood there in his wet suit and applied the hair dryer to the players rather than his clothing. CMS hustled and bustled. Halford looked reborn. Colounga was all over the place in a good way. JFC chased and harried. Even Gardner got involved. We made two excellent changes. March coming on for Benno before Sir Paddy arrived for Holla (but not before the latter had nearly equalized with a thirty yard piledriver) and twinkled his toes around the Reading midfield. Meanwhile Reading made the stupidest substitution of the day, taking off Murray who I can only think was injured or not 100% match fit to start with. Still we couldn’t score. In the season Reading got promoted they had beaten us 1-0 with an early goal after which Federici had a miracle game and he looked like repeating it again yesterday. One point blank save from a March diving header was so good I was nearly two rows forward before I realised we hadn’t scored. The Boy and his mate went red.

Jones changed it up some more, pushing Halford up front and leaving only three at the back. Luckily Dunk had recovered from his spell of pushitis and was doing the work of two men with ease. We were so close……

And then. It had to be Inigo. Captain for the day and, as usual giving every last drop of sweat he poured in to the box with a minute of regular time left to meet a low Colunga cross and drive in to the centre of the goal. Federici collapsed. The Amex went mental. We went mental. More tickertape. More hand shakes. It finished 2-2.

After the Millwall game I had wanted to give the whole thing up. Yesterday it felt good to be a football fan again. As we got soaked on the way back to The Bridge the boys agreed.



Sami Hyypia Resigns – Great News, Shame About the Timing

Well, well, well.

This is the second piece of writing I’ve done on The Albion today so it’s lucky that I’m off work and the kids have gone to Lapland UK with their Mum. The first hasn’t yet seen the light of day because it was a preview of our home game with Reading for their excellent site The Tilehurst End. One of their questions was as below which I reproduce here as, I suspect, it is no longer relevant and I will be sent a new question.

How much time has Sami Hyppia got left to turn things around?


All the time in the world according to Tony Bloom and Paul Barber who have repeatedly stated he’s here to stay and we ought to get used to it. I can’t wait for another half season of watching full backs pretending to be wingers, attacking midfielders pretending to be holding midfielders, wingers pretending to be attacking midfielders, Gary Gardner pretending to be a footballer and David Stockdale pretending to be fit.


That in a paragraph summed up everything I had against Sami’s tenure as manager. Not him as a person I hasten to add, this is purely a professional opinion. If Sami really chose to go today then he is a very honourable man indeed for he attended yesterday’s Junior Seagulls Christmas Party and was, by all accounts, a big hit with the kids.

The tactics. It was all about the tactics. This is why I’ve been on the Hyypia Out ticket for quite a while. When it comes to “having a poor summer” we pretty much wrote the book this year. However, no matter how poor you think the players brought in were the way they have been used has been nothing short of shocking. Sam Baldock needs to play off a big typical striker. We didn’t have one until Darren Bent arrived whereupon Baldock promptly injured himself (Sami is also unlucky – cf Cardiff at home and Bruno getting himself sent off on Saturday). Meanwhile you never know who’d start next in a nod to the rotation system that worked fine at mega rich Chelsea but does not, perhaps, work so well in the Championship. Burnley, last season’s surprise package, did what they did by keeping a settled side.

Actually it wasn’t all about the tactics, it was also about the wins. Sami couldn’t get any, at least in the league. Three wins all season have come on the back of a dreadful winless spell in Germany. Sami has, sadly, forgotten how to win football games. If there was a Plan B and C we never quite saw it. Instead, the second we take a lead our confidence seems to end up shot rather than boosted and it becomes just a matter of time before the opposition equalize.

This is far from the end of the omnishambles however. In fact, it could just be the beginning. By stubbornly sticking with Sami over the past few weeks Tony Bloom has ensured his departure came with the Owner on the other side of the world playing poker. Of course new job interviews etc can be done over Skype and the world never really stops these days but , still, that face to face connection isn’t there. Should Nathan Jones be put in a caretaker role nothing really will have changed (except we might see if he prefers Oscar’s tactics to Sami’s). We will go in to Boxing Day four points off safety and with David Burke about to enter a January window but with no idea of the style of player required. If this leads to yet more loan players then, frankly, we’re screwed.

The irony is Sami seemed to have ridden out the storm. While I was never in the “in” camp we were, by all accounts, very good and not a little unlucky at Wolves. We were getting to a time when changing manager might have been counter productive.

And there’s another issue. First Gus Poyet reportedly told the club he wanted to go just as we looked certain for promotion. Then Oscar dumped us at the end of a single season. Now Sami has waited until the transfer window is all but open to make his leap. The Albion now look for their third manager since Poyet with the club still all over the place.

Who next? Current betting shows Tim Sherwood and Sven Goran Erikson as favourites. Widely rubbished on forums Erikson would certainly know how to get the best out of the players tactically and may have the contacts to help David Burke out of his current malaise, Aston Villa contacts aside (though they can have Gardner back tomorrow). Sherwood meanwhile, being good mates with Paul Barber, would cement the latter’s position at the club. Despite the “Barber Out” post the other week this may not actually be such a bad thing. In theory it would re-unite and stabilise the club while unmitigated failure of a Sherwood plan could see both going.

Interestingly The Argus doesn’t even mention the Swedish former England coach in its “who do you want for next manager” poll. Their list, as well as Sherwood, contains Chris Hughton, Brian McDermott, Tony Pulis, Tim Sherwood and Gianfranco Zola. Whether it has been based on fact or just pulled from the dark recesses of Andy Naylor’s mind we may never know, but of that list Zola is huge mates with Poyet which would make him unlikely to link up here, while Pulis left Palace due to recruitment issues at Palace that were arguably not as bad as our own.

One thing’s for sure. It’s never dull being a Brighton fan. Right, time to re-write my Tilehurst End piece……





Millwall at Home Season 2014/15 – Total Meltdown

Another week, another match report that isn’t a match report, isn’t funny and isn’t going to end up in a “16 things” buzzfeed list. A pathetic capitulation on the pitch, Brighton fans fighting among themselves (thank goodness I didn’t take my eight year old) off it and, as I type, the worst manager I have ever seen in our job, perhaps except Jeff Wood, still in a job.

We have

  • League One football for Premier League prices
  • Four players in an attacking position who have not managed a goal for over 200 minutes
  • A CEO whose programme notes get ever more bizarre
  • Three wins all season
  • An official club twitter account that announced THAT crowd as 24,000 but is unable to muster the balls to announce it as that on television
  • Our third manager in three seasons
  • A team full of people on loan
  • Our real players out on loan

We have no fight, no strength at all. No direction. No leadership on the pitch and ever more bizarre leadership off it.

We are in total meltdown. We are poison. I don’t want to go on Boxing Day. I might have to because my son will want to go but I have no idea how I will explain why the bad language directed towards our own players and manager is justified when I have always told him both are wrong. There are three things that need to happen to prevent this dilemma, to remove the poison, to satisfy the silent majority who were last night attempted to be silenced by club officials, stewards and the increasingly self-important twaddle coming from the NSK.

Hyypia out. Burke out. Barber out.